Of course Google doesn't always do much better than me.
Take today's post for exmple:
here is what Gerdane wrote
La pâte à crêpe c'est tout bête,
mais quand on a pas de tête,
on colle un pense-bête sur le frigo
et 4 3 2 1 c'est parti pour des crêpes
here is what Google translate said she wrote
The batter is all stupid
but when you have no head
you stick a reminder on the fridge
4 3 2 1 and we go for pancakes
Pretty sure that is not exactly what she said, but it made for a good laugh to start this day.